Parsing error on Line 62. Good news though,

Then what would Kotaku report on? You can't run a blog on Japanese panty flavored chewing gum human interest pieces alone, ya know.

I think it's best to not give this kind of behavior any attention.

the snark is strong with this one.

...guess you had to be there..

I am offended this article does not even mention Unreal Tournament (2004) or Quake when talking about "vertical movement."

I'd promote this more, but it will only give me one.

Ah, so not only a white knight, but a self righteous white knight. Excellent.

You're not very good at this.

"Kotaku police blotter"

At 3 CMC and Sorcery speed? New set must suck.

Riot Grrrl mixtape thread!

Why are they being so vague? Why mislead the public like this?

Zero tolerance Juggalo policy. I'd hit the alarm the second I saw a clown in the building. Never mind the robbery.

That soundtrack is incredible.

You really are not that far off about the way things are in China currently and the way they are brought up thanks in part due to things like the government.

That's because you play as Joel, he doesn't have the strangulation abilities Homer has.

Never heard of the man before (though his picture reminds me of Hank Green), but I'm so excited for the Rift and this guy seems to know what he's doing, so you go man!