I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

This is exceedingly good news for the Raptors, then, because I heard a rumor that LeBron’s girlfriend lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

“Double Bird?!?”

DeMar DeLosin’

Bullshit.

Me. I’m the MVP for putting up with the coverage of this garbage ass series.

It actually doesn’t impact that at all when you realize that the Browns spend most of the game with their heads shoved up their own asses.

Meanwhile the 3 Russians on the Capitals are wondering why everyone else isn’t as excited as they are to go see their President.

“Sad, failing Lebron James should worry less about getting invited to the White House (a great honor!) and more about winning games! Loser!”

Marc-André Fleury is also guaranteeing that the Golden Knights will not be visiting the White House either.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

Lol its really weird because it is hard to get an offensive rebound on a free throw, and JR does get the rebound and you’re like. JR! YOU DA MAN and somehow by the time you were done saying MAN you are like jr you are the worst player in nba history.

This is on Tyronn Lue. If he had put the Roomba in instead of JR Smith, this never would have happened.

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

I am so glad you exist.

This is how I feel whenever I see an adult wearing a “Keep Calm and Chive On” shirt

The best part is actually after the video ends. The Yankees gave up 7 runs in the next four innings and lost the game.

Exactly. FWIW I think this is a troll article, but Obama should not be front and center for the reason you state. AND because the Dems need to stop being lazy and find/create new exciting leadership. They can’t use Obama as a crutch forever.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.