Not surprising, teens usually pop off early, even when thinking about baseball.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

On the one hand, Krista Glover sounds like an evil, short-tempered, emotionally manipulative train wreck. On the other hand, though — team all day drinking.

He scored 30 points after that, and they were tied at halftime. You are a moron.

“This match-up has all the makings of a classic series...”

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

Umm, I think you’re forgetting about someone...

Yeah it was Travis Wood:

You’re nailing this. The solution, as always, is to skew toward an older, politically disinterested audience who will definitely keep your company relevant in the years to come.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

Wait a goddamn minute. There’s a professional athlete named “Talor Gooch”? Way to bury the lede.

I mean, a 5-some is going to be excruciatingly slow to play behind in almost any circumstance except on the slowest of days, but even still, that’s on the pricks that own the place and their own pro shop and starter for letting them go out like that. Oh wait, it’s the pricks that own the place yelling at them.

Jesus…

Boston fans believing that other teams are lined up to trade their top-5 NBA player for Al Fucking Horford and some chaff will never cease to amuse me.

I’m not here to defend Whiteside, but John Cena has won 16 World Championships and even he has a hard time staying engaged.

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

in Orem, Utah; El Segundo California; Perth, Australia; back to El Segundo

It’s the NBA, so: Twitter emojis.

This is “hating on black people?” They’re just singing along to a song.

This isn’t really hating on black people at all. It’s a group of girls having fun singing along to a popular song.