...How? She’s basically invisible until she’s within 20ft of a car on a 45MPH road. There’s no way in hell it’s stopping in time, and I’m not sure if it’s able to “panic swerve” around her in time.

You forgot to not include one of the greatest rappers of all time in your list of embarrassments.

How does Eminem fall into that grouping?

I’m usually turned off by “I can’t stop watching...” clickbait headlines, but I have to admit I watched that several times.

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

Sorry, but that barely qualifies as even liking guns in America. I’m reasonably confident that three of those came with the purchase of his house in Georgia.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

Wow, I didn’t realize that Bartolo, Giancarlo, and Alex were white guys now.

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

I don’t comment online

What the fuck is wrong with those guys?

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

to each their own, of course, but i happen to think that both of his knees are quite lovely, emma.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

The dude who voted for Carlos Lee is my personal hero

“But will Mother let him?”

Coldstone.

6'3", 285 lbs.

Pussy starts talking tough now that James Harrison is out of town.