It is hard to grasp such a thing but it’s true, he really is named Bubba Derby.

You live in fucking Canada, bud. Why do you care where the Chargers play?

Dallas Cowboys hold team prayer that there won’t be domestic violence charges against any players this week.

Probably my two favorite baseballers.

Your take is garbage.

No, the Yankees are not at fault.

This is a bad take

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

I am here for the Pluto truthers

GTFO with your hot Pluto takes. This isn’t Pitchfork.

So race targeting by police is worldwide?

Of course the way society treats women...

the jolly people of Mumblewordshire Upon Avontyne are gonna be mad.

I saw Jerry at the Beacon Theater last month and it was probably the best standup show I’ve ever seen. He’s still got it.

This seems an odd approach since he already did that greatest hits special where he “retired” his most celebrated jokes by doing them one last time (“I’m Telling You for the Last Time”). I guess it was the last time that century?

I don’t see what the big deal is — Timmons was just one of millions of people in SoCal yesterday who managed to avoid going to the Dolphins-Chargers game.

Yes, and our founding fathers should have outlawed slavery and given women the right to vote back in the 18th century. Equally true, but what’s the use in griping about it? Since we can’t turn back time, complaining about what should have been done years ago is pointless. Let’s celebrate progress when it happens.

What’s funny is that the number 69 can also be used to refer to a sex act.

That’s one way to get buy in for their next series, “Last Chance Row”.

Yes. Especially the first season.