Sphinx_Beneva
Sphinx_Beneva
Sphinx_Beneva

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Makes sense a Redskin has reservations.

Hollywood Handbook is the best podcast ever made. The AV club is one of the few places that understands their brilliance. Can I get ungrayed here just to make your longtime commenters lose their minds more than they already are? I’m definitely going to be coming here a lot now because you’re on a site I visit daily

Hey! Pictures!

Oh shit, it worked!

“Harassed”

Pretty J.V move if you ask me.

That’s football. Big people run into each other at high speeds.

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

That top jersey reminds me of when the NBA did the nickname thing in the 90s.

unsurprisingly, none of the jerseys or shirts are available in women’s cuts or sizes.

you’re shit out of luck if you’re someone with hips, boobs, or generally shaped in a less tube-like manner

Do you have one for a cold nuclear winter?

Still better than his piece of shit dad All.

Beer

Sometimes in the evening I hit a little THC and sit in genuine, silent astonishment that Donald Trump is the current president of the United States.

I can’t fall asleep on planes because i know as soon as i do, someone’s gonna stick their fingers in my mouth.

The heat from this take has burned my Irish skin.

All Day I Dream About Spinelessness

This is exactly like the press outta North Korea. Not even a joke.