Well, there goes the Clippers’ run of being somewhat slightly kind of sort of but ultimately not really relevant.

I’m a big fan of declaring people Kings for obscure accomplishments. King of Catcher Interference? Way to go guy!

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

After getting beat like that, I bet the Thunder wouldn’t be surprised if Oladipo leaves to join that kid’s AAU team.

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

He was meditating.

It’s the equivalent of wearing golf cleats on the court in pickup basketball.

+1 over par

Can we just play through this Presidency?

Why would he? Man only has finite energy reserves, you want him to waste that valuable resource on walking while he golfs? sad.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Say what you want, but dude’s always working on his FITNESS, as in FITNESS whole goddamn pizza in his mouth.

This is all staged, that’s a professional acting dog- I heard that all the dogs from the Air Bud movies are Brooks’ Brothers.

+9.7 Wags Above Replacement

“On permanent disability [...] thanks to a bum groin”

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

That’s some impressive dad reflexes and strength by J.T. Snow.