So when his lingering symptoms and next concussion cause him to play in six games, when Kevin White inevitably has a leg fall off while going for coffee, and when Mitch Trubisky spends the year holding a clipboard, the Bears will have gotten about 20 games played out of a possible 96 from their last three first round…

13 strikes and a grand slam. It’s like a Denny’s restaurant health inspection grade.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

citation needed

you da real mgd

“You’re telling me!”

This is an oddly honest resignation, or maybe I’m just crazy.

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

“No video on the internet has ever made me this uncomfortable.”

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

Nobody was disgraced except maybe AJ. And the whole point of Deadspin is that it doesn’t do access journalism, it does accountability journalism.

Ugh what sucks is despite Barstool continuing to be a festering cesspool of bro culture, since they received a hefty investment (from the Chernin Group), they’ve been able to get some good talent. I feel almost guilty listening to Pardon My Take because I know it’s supporting that shithole of a website. Fuck, they do…

How about they invoke the Infield Guy rule, friend?

Dammit Dom, now I have to go read the whole article!

Far be it for me to criticize Richard Sherman, but if he’s still going to be grumpy with Wilson about SB 49 he might want to consider that they had a 10 point lead in the 4th quarter of that game and his number 1, bad-ass, we-never-take-blame-for-anything defense couldn’t hold it. 

I’m still hoping Boston trades the first pick to Toronto who takes Ball. I want to see anarchy on draft day at the Ball family table.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

I totally agree with this. I also can’t blame the guy for accepting every single offer thrown his way right as he retires.

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.