Call me crazy, but I predict Chapman’s contact percentage goes up while on the DL.

Billy Ray Johnson, 58, and Michael Blake Pinkerton, 34

By slapping Stephen A. Smith.

So...he has risen?

Reached for comment, Buffalomeat said he finally feels like he’s getting back at his old Little League coach, who left him to rot in the outfield.

Maybe he should try a little harder not to Rays his glove* next time?

I assume the Braves being ‘younger guys’ is facetious because I’m naturally charitable this early in the morning, but they’re the oldest team in baseball (averaging 30.4 years), and only part of that is Bartolo Colon being 67.

The Tennessee Titans picked Western Michigan...

So this guy went by himself into an alley to fight two NFL players? Am I drunk and reading this wrong?

This makes me all warm and tingly.

Still the best baseball Dog

Drinking alone is sooooo good. I can go out and be social at the bars with my single friends, but after a while I just start thinking about the “free” beer in my fridge and how I could be drinking it without having to wear pants or listen to people talk.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

• “Can we smoke in here?”

Report: Jay Cutler’s New Job May Involve Apathetically Watching Football Games

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

How is a dude named “Caleb Brantley” not a white guy?