second-best. 

why do we have to do this

So you’re saying that girl in the jacket got Rizzo’s dong wet...?

Counterpoint: Fuck the Pens.

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…

In hindsight, starting 11-30 wasn’t the greatest strategy but Spo always thinks out of the box.

I give the advantage to Gortat in a fight. If there’s any area a Washington professional athlete is proficient, it’s choking.

I have to disagree with you coach. True championship pee is Burnt Orange.

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Oh, right, the Cubs.

Dwight should really yell “And 0!” when he goes to the hole like that

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

If we pretend like he’s not here, maybe he’ll leave...

“Is that an NCAA thing or a Georgetown thing?”

WE ARE ALL JEEEM

Reminds me of an Onion article where Jared Leto thanks acting for being something easy that everyone can do.

which is why Pheel was sayin’ “BAH BAH”

Yup, definitely the cover for the next “A Gronking to Remember” book.

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.