I miss Sporcle

Given his numbers, David Ortiz has an understanding with the MLB that he won’t be drug tested during his “farewell tour” and he’s roided out of his god damn mind.

Considering his past, I don’t see the NFL being very LAX with his punishment.

“WATCH! Pumbaa’s refugee ship crashes off Polish coast” - BuzzFeed

FS1 PR Team: So we’re going to need 3 seats to give Colin and Whitlock some air-time during the ASG
MLB PR: No problem, we’ll send the two tickets ASAP.
FS1 PR Team: Per our original note, we’re going to need to request 3 tickets to the ASG, thank you.

If only he #StayWoke

@Marlins_Man has a son?

Not shocked that while A-Rod was trying to exploit his semen for money good-guy Jeter was spreading his seed around NY for free.

Is he Hawaii’s biggest Cavs fan? How is the sun still up?

Even the original Jordan Crying Face looks like a photo shopped Jordan Crying Face at this point.

Commenting from my phone because the link exploded my computer’s hard drive. Can you embed these molten takes in copy for us?

+1 for Stan Verett and not Neil Everett YELLING AT THE END OF A SENTENCE

Still more competitive than any Cavs v Raptors game is going to be this series.

I don’t understand how something like this today can still happen (outside Florida).

Lonny Baxter

A very short debate. No.

Grew up a huge Lightning fan (seriously) with my dad and they would always have injured players sign autographs in the concourse during home games as a way to engage with the fans. Back then the Bolts sucked so you had to customize every jersey to even get a player’s sweater. Boyle was the best defenseman (fuck Pavel…

Yes! He’s been ESPN’s best golf guy for years. My hope is that SVP gets more responsibility there because he was great on TGC years ago.

I think it was more the draughts than draft. Just kidding, it was all the cocaine.

Get off my synthetic lawn outfield.