Getting paid millions of dollars to get fat AND not work? American dream.

Peyton Manning’s sack photo in response was removed for violating Instagram’s terms and conditions.

This should improve his slugging percentage, though.

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You’re welcome.

I didn’t come here to play class-action lawsuits challenging the right to use my images and likenesses for profitability.

“I’ve seen worse!”

So the trend of movie trailers with blaring sirens is back? That’s cool.

I played varsity baseball in high school and one of my career highlights (pathetic, I know) was alerting an umpire about a balk. I was on 3rd and another runner was on 1st and we were going to steal 2nd base because high school catchers suck. The pitcher caught on and didn’t set his motion before delivering a pitch…

If Kristin Cavallari goes to a game do we launch a new Gawker vertical?

Ball don’t lie

Endy Chavez

All Day I Dream About Secrecy

Does this mean he’s out for the Olympics, too? That was going to be fun.

The baseball bat tucked into the pants is the most Pensacola little league coach thing I’ve ever seen and I’m in love with it.

Rebuttal: The free throw percentage of tall players like DeAndre Jordan and Andre Drummond.

Nate Robinson would absolutely crush it at beer pong. He’s 6 inches shorter than Steph Curry and I think that’s a bigger advantage shooting on a waist high table than Curry’s insane skill level. Plus I feel like Nate can hold his booze better which would help.

Could also be titled “Restaurants in Orlando, Ranked”

Looks like a future athlete. If only there were a sport were you could suffer through continuous head trauma while people watching from the side can cheer you on and tell you to “get back up, Connor!” This kid’s name has to be Connor.

At a Hampton Inn? Things are worse than I thought.