I’ll never get tired of watching water bottles get sniped off the roof of a goal.

Former University of Miami student here: Signing up for dorms is a great experience because you can watch in real-time as the rooms they rap about go first. Everyone still wants to be on Mahoney 7.

America: Don’t Suck At Your Job

He’s going to make one hell of a Dallas Cowboy.

Book ‘Em!

Really shameful and there’s absolutely no excuse for something like this. White kids in the Midwest should never be missing free throws.

At this point all ESPN is good for is showing Steph Curry dribbling during warmups, debating how racist quarterbacks make us and reading athlete tweets on air.

Darwin is the only spotter this guy needs.

Good to know that while Greg Hardy may have left the Panthers he still takes the team motto to heart.

For a European I expected those ears to be a little more floppy.

If history is any indication Rivers will wait to name his sixth child that.

I feel like Jacksonville is the perfect opportunity because joining an already pathetic franchise is as low-stress as a coaching job can be. Then again, a low bar is the last thing Sark needs.

I’d say Jacksonville is a perfect match because joining an already pathetic franchise can’t be too stressful. On the other hand a low bar is the last thing Sark needs.

Confirm Transaction:

By the state of Florida’s standards Miami has been the cleanest program since 2000. Appreciate the outdated stereotype though.

I can shoot 84 and leave drunk voicemails on ex’s answering machines, too.

My parents got divorced 2 weeks before Thanksgiving my freshman year of high school and we tried having dinner together like “the old days.” So strange watching my dad drive to our house and leave after dinner. I wish I was old enough to get drunk, I had no idea that would be the solution for the next few years of…

Just one more way Patrick Kane is unstoppable I suppose