I remember you from the the Blooger competition. You wrote a well researched and structured piece on Costin, and I thought to myself, "if I happen to somehow win, I will be making this site a dumber place." Pretty cool that you are here now.

1. If all six of you entered a steel cage, who would emerge victorious?

Sadly, I was serious! Somewhat figured that they filmed it as you said, but then, the idea of a guy just walking sideways through the woods didn't seem very impressive without the speeders present.

So the actors had to act in super 30x slow-mo in these scenes?
(Yes, I am slow today.)

Don't forget he also hit a crub! Legendary thread.

When I first read the quote in the story, I thought your mom was married to Montalban. Both versions of the story are pretty awesome, thanks for posting.

I'm tangential and I don't care: What the hell exactly is Business Insider? The title makes it seem serious, but every post I've ever unfortunately clicked through to that site made me think someone took Buzzfeed, replaced the keyword "cute" with "successful" and published it. Is it really about business, and is it…

Back in my college days (hunkers down on porch, pulls up pants mid-chest), the sorority womenfolk drove Volkswagen Jettas and Jeep Grand Cherokees. The men, Wranglers and Grand Cherokees. We all listened to Wu-Tang, and the world was a simpler place.

I still love fourth and fifth gen Civics, no matter how many questionably modified versions I see out there. Especially the hatchbacks. If I judged a car by its worst owners, I couldn't enjoy Mustangs either. Don't hide your love away!

I've always been amazed at the seemingly neverending Authenticity Tests a person is subjected to when they say they are from Detroit. It's been going on my entire 37 short years of life, and is the first test most of us take in the Real Detroiter inclusion/exclusion process. I swear, people somehow gained more respect…

Clark Park is better!

Good to know. Now pay him more!

Foley, it's so great to read your pieces on here, I think Jalopnik should be paying you.

^humping a

I really hope this tool will be used for more constructive purposes than I've demonstrated.

How did this "the" get here, I'm not good with computer.

This is very true. Just like his gripes with the interior, the hatch is beautifully designed and terribly unfunctional. It looks cool until you try to put something bigger than groceries in it. I looked at the regular C30s a few years back, didn't come away impressed with anything besides the looks. Mazdaspeed3 on the…

I'll buy this pizza not because I'm hungry, rather because I want to support the man who signed Prince Fielder. 162-0!

Thanks man. Yeah, it's definitely the "pending review" posts that are greyed out, but I don't believe that every post goes through that review process, and I'm just trying to understand how it all works. I'm guessing some people are pre-qualified somehow, and trying to figure how my Jalopnik Commenting Credit Score…

I can't justify that price for a compact sedan, either. It did get me searching 335d prices, which are low 30s, and I thought "huh, seems like a decent price." Then, in that weird way the craigslist-searching mind works, I remembered that's right in the range of NSXes, too. Then I remembered I don't commute so who…