Tales from the New Horizons

Royalty free dubstep is so much worse than I ever imagined.

Unfortunately though, the car is still looking for Sarah Conner.

Somebody had to be Patient Zero.

Thankfully most B5 Audis come with a built-in kill switch called "being an Audi". He wouldn't have gotten too far.

No, the Audi's driver (36-year-old Micah Hatcher) wasn't turning himself in.

After we're done driving around in my green car can someone help me hook these up?

Found the 10mm socket!

No need - bit off the stem end, then eat it like an apple, skin and all.

And a final reminder: Street racing is the dumbest thing and the people who do it are literal human garbage.

yep. nothing like welded seam Chinese pot metal tubing and sketchy welds.

Arabama

Is this in China's version of Alabama?

Chris, sorry for being off topic, but you may want to head over to Flightradar24. There's a pilot making a big flower over the Sunnyvale, CA area right now.

What is up with the kid who got out of the minivan (seemingly fine) then suddenly decide to roll on the ground as if in pain... and his "parents" don't seem to care? Is the kid thinking insurance pay day?

Or maybe he was just ROTFLOLing

That dude who is faking injury in the bottom right corner would make a great soccer player

"no thanks" - South Africa.

I like the Mirage though.