“But there’s something especially funny about this in particular”

Upper Level Capitalism in a nutshell, bay-bee!

So...one minute for the hot dog to explode all over the inside of the microwave, and two minutes thirty seconds to clean the microwave and throw the hot dog in the trash? Sounds about right.

now i want this to happen. and she’ll induce a pile-on of her fans on you somehow 

My initial response to this news: ... wait, that came out????

Master Chief Petty Officer John-117, he saved humanity from the Covenant and the Flood.

Must be hilarious to see a women who has suffered a severe life changing injury and decide to make a joke about her.  

*Woman is seriously injured*

Every conversation I’ve ever had with a lawyer about those waivers is that they’re basically worthless if you have a lawyer who’s at least minimally competent.

Depends on the language of the waivers, and there are things that a waiver cannot actually waive.

Fucking hell, how many people did this dumbfuckery have to get past to happen?

I hope they bleed them for all they’re worth. fuckers.

I smell multiple lawsuits incoming.

It fundamentally can’t be fixed because the idea itself doesn’t work.

Oh god yeah.

The epitome of "Am I so out of touch? No. No, it's the children who are wrong." 

Unzips

option B

I’m extremely mid-level leadership at my company and have zero management training (basically just stumbled up the ladder through good old basic competence), and even I know the correct response to “even the devs hate our product” is “let’s use this as an opportunity to improve the product” and not “the product is…