I’m too afraid to start a game that I know is just going to get cancelled after two levels.

Came here to say this. That thing is 100% a zucchini.

I’m sorry, that’s neither a cucumber nor an eggplant. That is wholly a zucchini.

political statements they may or may not be making, especially when at times those kind of things are more imagined than real

Yeah, the fact that the reaction to “Oops, the heroes accidentally helped the BBEG get the thingy needed to conquer the world and now have to try to find an undo button” being the purported plot is “...yeah, that sounds like a D&D campaign” from most fans really does tell me they know what they’re doing.

I saw a tweet that said the new movie should stop in the middle and make everyone in the theater schedule a time to finish it.

Honestly I am not sure why everyone is hating on this trailer. It looks fun. It looks like they have actual D&D monsters. Chris Pine is a bard!

and spend 2 hours debating on how and if they should open each and every door they come across

A true D&D movie should make all the protagonists as murder hobos who do nothing but barter at the local shop for 30 minutes to get the nice sword cheaper by 100 gold.

“Arguably, we’ve already had the “perfect” D&D movie thanks to Peter Jackson’s adaptations of The Lord Of The Rings in the 2000s—which, if I’m being honest, do chart a bit too close to “action movie” for my taste”

points for hannah gadsby but i think ive only seen people call him the turtle pope personally :( 

Wait till you see the fix which is just adding the word “step” to the front of any family relationship

the Want to date a family member is something we know about, we’ve reproduced ourselves, we’re working on it.

I hear you, and I freely acknowledge that I could be working harder, but on principle I fucking refuse to do all of the things you’re listing.  If there was a legit, consumer-driven demand issue?  Ok, yes.  If an army of bot-fueled resellers is creating semi-false scarcity?  Nope.  Fuck all of that.  I’ll just keep…

Industry players used to talk shit like this ALL THE TIME, and I deeply miss it. 

Naw, man, that’s how future creators try this bullshit and get away with it. You let this developer do it and more will follow, and they won’t be as transparent about it.

This is about as believable as when Rocksteady claimed that the Arkham Knight wasn’t Jason Todd and was an original character.

You know, if I were to create a third act twist about Batman being alive, I would surely claim that sure, he is absolutely dead. Just saying.

“I don’t think civility politics works when I’m engaging with people who don’t even view me as human,”

As you legit use a slur in your own comment...