The PS1/Saturn/N64 era of hardware was under-utilized because developers were still learning C and similar code for 3D modeling. There are videos of someone (I forget who, should be easy to find) optimizing Mario 64 with modern C methods to get the same game running at 60fps on original hardware. A lot of it is simply…

The bride wore an elegant Vera Wag.

“The Illuminati are using Jewish space lasers to control Chinese tornado machines aimed at our guns. Also look at my kitty Mister Whiskers!” - Marjorie Taylor Greene

I have two, one of them has their birthday today. She’s two years old and adorable. I would not talk about this with the people I work with. But I will tell any random stranger on the internet who’ll listen.

I have a pet cat. He is my whole world. His antics bring me joy and his purrs calm me down when I’m stressed. A not insignificant amount of my weekly paycheck goes to giving him the life of feline royalty. He has a little tie on his collar so everyone know he’s Very Professional. And I would never blast an email to my…

It should be obvious that “difference of opinion” is a thing that has limits. Like if I argue “we should hunt down, kill, and eat Playstation President Jim Ryan” and he thinks that sounds unconscionable, what we have is not a “difference of opinion” I am just acting like a maniac in this case.

Absolutely disgraceful. If someone is Anti Choice now is the time to hound them, question them publically, humiliate them. Do anything necessary to save your rights.

To be fair,  Musk is bad

COVID doesn’t “pop up”, it never goes away. It’s always here, there’s no season like with the flu, it’s year round. This is just the beginning of these type of virus too.

Im gonna start by saying I’ve never played FIFA, and don’t care for sports. That being said, FIFA just licenses out the name, and doesn’t actually do anything to make the games, right? Which makes their words sound a bit cocky. And while I’m not really a huge EA fan, they have a massive amount of resources to put into…

Yeah, that isn’t going to stop them. “International tournament” is right there, and they license the international teams direct from each nations league (LaLiga, FA, DFL etc.). They won’t be able to make a World Cup specific game each 4 years, but they haven’t done that in forever anyway. Don’t need to set their…

As much as everyone wants to swing a hammer at EA right now, and justifiably, this is actually the right call business-wise. By this point, FIFA (the organization) needs EA more than EA needs FIFA, since they can license leagues and clubs, which don’t require FIFA involvement, and will sell their millions whatever the…

EA wanted to expand the license into areas like NFTs,

What was EA thinking, sending NFTs on that early?

Not all puns are inherently awful. That’s actually a clever pun in my book. But the pun is already in Goldin’s listing.

SAME! KotoR is one of my favorite games ever, but it hasn’t aged all that well. The voice acting and music is still top notch, but the graphics and controls make it a bit of a slog to play... I’m more than willing to pay $60 to replay my favorite Star Wars game with modern graphics, if they do a good job with it.

While I’m trying to maintain reasonable expectations, I am super psyched for the upcoming KOTOR remake.

Who would pay that much for something that’s only as powerful as a couple of gold plated gamecubes taped together?

How on earth did you make it through this entire article without making an awful pun about “using the Royal Wii”?