That’s because this isn’t a movie. It’s a leaked orientation video.

Anyone who’s interested in investing in NFTs, I offer you this time-saving option:

Every time I read about crypto and NFT’s, I just want to yell at clouds.

Apparently my ears are shit now lol. Watched the clip multiple times and couldnt hear shit beyond the crowd and announcer.

I get that it’s supposed to be home-made, but that’s got a definite ‘CW’ look to it...

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I don't understand why Martin Freeman can't be black panther.

Right?! I’m unsure why this isn’t the obvious direction they should be going. Like I get Shuri took up the mantle in the comics but since when has MCU cared about canon lol

That’s why she has those giant power gauntlet things, gotta compensate! It’s like the superhero version of a Lambo! 

Winston Duke lives rent free in my head since his turn on Person of Interest

Nakia would make a better Panther. She understood what was best for the people wasn't always what was best "for the nation."

This line can sum up pretty much most, if not all, of Star Wars since The Empire Strikes Back.

Uh, his writing of Mantis is horrible so they’re right on that end.

Bakula could return in the role that Dean Stockwell played.

All I want is to see Scott Bakula, gun and NCIS badge in hand, leap out of the body of Special Agent Pride.  It’s all I want I tell you.

Gray is not non-binary, he’s a trans man.  Adira is non-binary, yes.

“sole queer representation on a contemporary Star Trek show in 2022"

That Mos Espa Vespa street chase felt VERY Spy Kids to me, and not in a good way. The whole chase sequence felt pretty sloppily shot and edited. And then Danny Trejo showed up with a Rancor and I realized “Oh yeah, Robert Rodriguez definitely made this.”

Mate one cloned a video game, the other jacked up the price of life-saving medicine.

*In Phoebe Buffay’s voice* “They don’t KNOW that we know they know we know!”