Lorne (the square sausage in the picture) and tattie scones would be Scottish rather than English.

or you have to buy games through their storefront and they get a cut

Sure, why not disable Google Maps too? Or your fitness apps? Or anything that might mean you go outside. They don’t need to nanny people like that, they’ve warned people, they’re not responsible if you’re a dumbass now.

Yeah I’ll never pay for movers to help me box (come back to me with that quote in 5 years time when I have a house and not half a flat to move). I just went and packed everything I don’t need for the next month on Saturday - having thrown loads out over the year it was 7 small to medium sized boxes, and took about 2-3…

Fair enough. You were lucky and your landlord was an idiot 😂

I have, and there’s somewhere nearby where I can get more very quickly at least. This is also why I’m packing early.

What stupid landlord doesn’t ask for a deposit?

“1. Unfold to expand, 2. Fold bottom flaps and tape, 3. Fold top flaps and tape”

Not to mention, if pressed on The DaVinci Code, I imagine a lot of people would have forgotten Dan Brown’s name by now, because its faded from the attention a long time ago and his name is pretty generic.

If that’s your gaming range in years, then it’s probably because Joust was before your time.

I think there was one for the new Morrowind

You get seconds to reply. You first have to think what the fuck Joust is as a game. Then ‘what bird did they ride’ when in their head they probably went to horses if anything. 

Yes, and Atari is a gap in my knowledge. The game came out 7 years before I was born, on a console no-one I knew had and I grew up in an area where the only arcade machines were Time Crisis or other lightgunners. Having Googled it, I think I’ve probably seen the game before, but is it really that surprising that I’ve…

I’ve been gaming for 20 years now. Never heard of Joust.

No idea. Tried the quick key on my keyboard, and it worked fine that way too. Could be your keyboard executes it in a weird way?

Its rarely laziness, and more that companies want things to look fancy, so animations, dynamic content etc etc. This leads to bloat.

Erm, not sure what’s happening to you, but if I open Calculator any way I can, it is the active app and typing does work straight away...

They were well received, but we all knew what happened with Telltale Games - you wait a little while and they get given away ons PS Plus or on sale for £5. We all knew this, so we didn't buy them. 

The problem is, they put out too many new licenced games at once so we all got flooded by what we knew were basically the same game. Then they kept giving them away on PS Plus, or Xbox Live Games with Gold, or putting them on big discounts the moment the season was complete, so we all stopped buying them when we knew…

The TV USB port you mean? Yeah, you can.