Came in here to post that joke.

He called himself Captain Dunce Hat. CDH is a reference entirely to that, nothing else.

Whether you’re doing it with your hand, your cock, a vibrator, or a bottle of honey, figs and seven white mice

A lot of men, sadly...

My cat came with birth month listed on the documentation when we adopted her from the rescue centre. So I just aim for a day in that month - its not like she knows, its more for me than for her anyway.

*check UK release date* Hits cinemas in November?! What the fuck!

L’effed*

I’m sure there’s some German word for what I’m feeling.

This is still my justification for paying for ironing on shirts. 5 shirts, £6. My ironing skills are still terrible, and I’d much rather occasionally spend £6 to have some nice shirts than spend a couple hours of my own time doing it.

Well, that second part gives me a great idea for a movie.

This sounds like a mashup of many Black Mirror episodes, even the Jon Hamm aspect!

Still get XP and building bonuses for ranged units though.

You could hit “Do Not Disturb,” but what if you forget?

So many people in these comments cannot read. ‘What about Do Not Disturb?’.

Finishing Horizon Zero Dawn finally. Started on release, got distracted on the way. I’m near the end, just haven’t gotten around to it.

Same thing happened last month to iced coffee drinks in Costa, Caffe Nero and Starbucks. Some real shitty ice being sold.

At launch it had about 5-600m users. It clearly couldn’t maintain that, much like any other game drops off quickly. Maintaining 60m users though is still insane. I still regularly see people playing in London on my walk home, so its still popular enough and I have no real reason to doubt that 60m figure.

I did the same thing...

I had not and will now be paranoid. Yay...