They’re from the 2011 riots, nothing to do with terrorism...

Yeah, I’ve tried just focusing on the main quest. Problem is, I get distracted just murdering robots as its so fun.

I’m about half way through WoFF. I really enjoyed it, but then started other games (FF15, then some other stuff when I accepted that I hated that game and was never going to play more of it). Tried going back, completely forgot where I am. I have that issue with JRPGs as a whole - I’m close to the end of Pokemon Moon…

Not only do I have plenty of experience at handling the addiction, I’m also never gonna hit the same sort of time as I did 4 years ago...

Firstly, finish Horizon Zero Dawn. Its a great game but I got distracted and now don’t have the energy after work to get back to it, falling back instead on Football Manager and Cities Skylines.

I’m British. If you want, he’s many cubic litres better than Le Pen.

I’m British.

OK Trudeau I get, he’s objectively hot. But noone I know understands the appeal of Macron. He’s young and hasn’t lost all of his hair. Is that the bar now? By French standards he’s very mediocre.

Yeah. I don’t like Macron at all, and think he’s a terrible option, but he’s still miles better than Le Pen would have been.

I mean, they’re literally just Blair 2.0. One satirist, Lucy Porter, said it best, saying Macron was “the perfect candidate if you’d been in a coma since 2003”.

Alternative Izzard tactics:

So, Mothers Day in the UK was a couple months ago. I’ve not spoken to my mum in about 5 years now, as the relationship became toxic and after dealing with it for 20 years previously I gave up for my own sake.

Bethesda needs to stop this shit for the sake of their business. There’s so much out nowadays fighting for my attention, my backlog is so big, and I’m not adding to it without reading reviews etc. So Prey comes out with no reviews? Cool, I’m not rushing to buy it in the initial release window when there’s hype and…

Forget butter, soft spreadable goats cheese!

Personally no. I imagine some people do, but then I’ve never really seen any evidence. The London Underground has always been cleaner than the Paris Metro or New York Subway from experience.

I definitely prefer the Volta V to that. The Volta blends in nicely, this doesn’t.

Nah, this is definitely a “out drunk all night, got a pizza at 2am, went back with someone to fuck/not fuck, then left their place at 7am and fell asleep on the tube” scenario.

Its London, and we don’t have underground toilets either. People just clean our trains.

It is London, and no you cannot. She’s definitely had that for many, many hours.

Wait, are they saying James Murdoch wants to