OK Trudeau I get, he’s objectively hot. But noone I know understands the appeal of Macron. He’s young and hasn’t lost all of his hair. Is that the bar now? By French standards he’s very mediocre.

Yeah. I don’t like Macron at all, and think he’s a terrible option, but he’s still miles better than Le Pen would have been.

I mean, they’re literally just Blair 2.0. One satirist, Lucy Porter, said it best, saying Macron was “the perfect candidate if you’d been in a coma since 2003”.

Alternative Izzard tactics:

So, Mothers Day in the UK was a couple months ago. I’ve not spoken to my mum in about 5 years now, as the relationship became toxic and after dealing with it for 20 years previously I gave up for my own sake.

Bethesda needs to stop this shit for the sake of their business. There’s so much out nowadays fighting for my attention, my backlog is so big, and I’m not adding to it without reading reviews etc. So Prey comes out with no reviews? Cool, I’m not rushing to buy it in the initial release window when there’s hype and…

Forget butter, soft spreadable goats cheese!

Personally no. I imagine some people do, but then I’ve never really seen any evidence. The London Underground has always been cleaner than the Paris Metro or New York Subway from experience.

I definitely prefer the Volta V to that. The Volta blends in nicely, this doesn’t.

Nah, this is definitely a “out drunk all night, got a pizza at 2am, went back with someone to fuck/not fuck, then left their place at 7am and fell asleep on the tube” scenario.

Its London, and we don’t have underground toilets either. People just clean our trains.

It is London, and no you cannot. She’s definitely had that for many, many hours.

Wait, are they saying James Murdoch wants to

Going into the office, on time: Coffee, either a latte or a cafetiere, plus cereal. All made at home.

This, the climate change shit, and the stuff trying to play down the fact that Le Pen is racist or in any way actually bad. What the fuck is up with the NYT these days?

By contrast, I turned off the 3D a long time ago and kept it off, so saving money by staying 2D is very appealing to me.

I can completely believe people bought a collectors edition and a regular edition, keeping the collectors edition sealed up to try and resell later for more money.

That’s a fair point. I forget that, because in the UK its just £2.

Proper Cornish pasties. If you’re in the UK you can at least get them shipped in large numbers from Cornwall, but the ones made through the rest of the country are terrible by comparison.

So why buy the game now? Its not like its cheap or anything.