Why are we letting these foreigners come into our country to be murdered?!

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

I’m still paying off my most recent visit to Whole Foods … or as I like to call it, Whole Paycheck.

Life-long Husker fan and Nebraska resident here. When I was a kid I thought we were the best ever because I didn’t know any better. As I got older I had an up-close view at the worst of our fanbase and I went through some years where I was kind of happy to see us lose and see everyone I’ve ever get all mopey. Then I…

Ah, yes, www.churchsigngenerator.com. You must have gotten your education at the University of Colorado.

It really shows how screwed up sports is when one person’s classless bumper sticker in 1989 is grounds to cheer on a freshman’s leg being fucked up. 

not the kind of article about destructive Jets I expected to see today, but cool nevertheless

YOU THROW YOUR SCORECARD IN THE GARBAGE BECAUSE YOU’RE ONLY A FEW HOURS AND A COUPLE HUNDRED HEARTBEATS AWAY FROM THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH. YOU’VE WATCHED YOUR FRIENDS AROUND YOU DECAY AND RETURN TO DUST. YOUR FAMILY BEGINS PATRONIZING YOU AT A LEVEL YOU HOPED YOU WOULD NEVER REACH, AND SPEAKING OF THAT YOU CAN…

Yeah, if the force is still in play, it’s not your base and you have to run. If Ward went back to third, Profar could have tagged him, then stepped on the base, then thrown to either of the other bases with two outs recorded and the force still intact.

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

I do not understand your complaint.

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

I’d suggest having a spare router anyway. Even a cheap $19 one from Black Friday/Cyber Monday deals. When something weird starts happening, you have a troubleshooting tool at the ready and a temp replacement if your router dies a quick death. I learned my lesson a long time ago, have a spare, swap it out when your…

Found the defensive MAGA asshole

It’s all embarrassing, but at the very end when he belts out the “HOME” in “home sweet home” with confidence and then completely whiffs on the “sweet,” is just brutal. Like really dude, you couldn’t anticipate the “sweet”? Not only is “home sweet home” one of the most common American idioms, the phrase is earlier in…

god bless peppermint rolls

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

thats how it starts and if you are not careful next thing you know you are eating horse shit