Your mom writes letters to guys in prison.

Everyone I know pisses while they shit, which means you’re gonna have to go back for a double hook-up.  Gotta do it again with the piss hose on at the same time.

The front of the car needs to be a face. I don’t care what expression, but if I can’t identify a mouth and eyes, then it looks weird to me. The Kona makes no sense to me. The Nissan Juke messed me up good.

Lil shit at the dispensary in Denver was like “oh yeah, I get 4-5 of these goin just to get the night started.” I’m double his size so I took 5. I giggled for an hour then slept on and off for 16 more, trying to rationalize why the ceiling fan was trying to kill me the whole time. Woke up the next morning right as…

Menus taking forever. The cclickregisters immediately, but then it’s a black screen for about 30 seconds before the next menu comes up. Took me 20 minutes to set up graphics and controls.

Absolutely agree that anything under $300 and the experience becomes painful.  Right now I’m rocking the Asus C302 which MSRPs for $5oo, although I didn’t pay retail for it of course.  That’s about the CB ceiling IMO before you get into superfluous specs and features.  I’ll email ya shortly.

For what it’s worth, here’s my opinion as someone who has worked in product development for a while. Google product owners appear to be falling into the trap of designing products that they personally want to use. The problem with that logic is that virtually everyone involved in the decision-making process is wealthy.…

Are there any angles out there showing that Mahomes could have reasonably seen the flag before his throw?  It seems that Kelce is still being taken to the ground as the ball is released meaning the flag would have to have been after the throw?

LOL unfortunately the current system doesn’t support your argument.

Realign divisions based on reg season winning % since 2000(2002 for Houston). Group them by seeds 1-4, each division getting one of each. A committee would decide better than I have who would go where based on geography, and whatever other factors. Redo every 20 years.

I let my foul balls drop years ago and nobody ever wrote a story about it.  

I think he has a legit argument. The guy immediately begins getting back up once his momentum brings him to a stop. This quote confirms that.

TWO BAGGER.  WHAT A BALL PLAY.

This is so dumb.

Gonna be amazing and awful at the same time. Cant wait to bitch about all the things they fucked up.

I’ll take pointless articles for 800, Alex.

And a triple bonus where the team that was fouled gets the ball back after their free throws.

That Instant Run-Off system (also known as ranked voting system) is, IMO, where America needs to go with their elections. It won’t solve problems like gerrymandering, the EC, etc...but I think it would really help with the perception that we are a 2-party system. Nobody wants to vote for a 3rd-party because doing so…

We need to know what the temperature was in MSG to make a scientific judgement on where homeboys nards were located.

Stand corrected.  Years of watching others abuse and mistreat animals led me to assume this was yet another case.  Glad it is not.