This, of course, is the top notch investigating that I come here for! Well done as always, sir, well done!

Based on the current hot new trend in corporate america of expecting all their employees to come pre-trained so they don’t have to have a training budget, they probably hired him because he had previous security guard experience. If said experience was occupying a security desk at an office building he could have gone…

...is she not wearing shoes?

Everything except the back rubs. That might also get your dick knocked in the dirt

Great advice. With 2 kids in college, I will have them read your points. Not to say that I haven’t told them before but I think they stopped listening to me back in the 10th grade. Solid info!

I’m on board with number 3... well, I’m on board with all of this, but number 3 especially. Not so much the unsolicited back rubs, that usually comes off as creepy or sexual-harrassey. Be very carefuly with physical contact in today’s society. But like everything else you listed.

3 - yes. Absolutely. I hire and my #1 qualification in the interview is to like you. I can train a monkey to do my job, as long as that monkey is a perfectionist, and if you make it to my interview table I presumably believe you have the experience to do well. So, now, I have to figure out if I want to spend 40+ hours…

To point #2: I just turned 30, and am starting to get really frustrated with people who still think they’re right all the time and know everything. But more than frustrated, it makes me sad. I can’t help but think how awful it would be to (think you) know everything already - you’d never LEARN anything, and learning…

Unsolicited back rubs? Did you go to Trump University?

I think it’s less about what you learn during those years and more what realize after those years, about those years. Fresh out of college, very few people look at you as an adult. “Things really aren’t that serious”. Don’t feel as though you are “stuck” with the job you have. Don’t feel you HAVE to live where you…

That’s not entirely accurate either though (or is at least misleading). It just meant that T&T won the group. Mexico still advanced, and eventually beat Jamaica to win the Gold Cup in 2015...

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

Not when it’s a group stage tournament and the Mexican side needed the win to advance over T&T it’s not

Jesus, was the whole Jamaican team on Valium?

I’m pretty sure 4:4 is a draw.

It sure looked like that goalie could have made the save...

“I, Donny T, am coming out today to pardon myself for everything I have ever done, which is nothing, and totally all Hillary and Obama’s fault because they are mean terrible people who bigly tarnished my reputation, but I am not going to own it and am totally innocent.”

I just saw a large segment about this with Auntie Rachel, and it is truly a trip to Crazytown. Apparently, part of the problem is that the lawyers Cheeto Hitler was able to hire are not Washington constitutional scholars, since all of the big DC firms bounced him when his people came sniffing around looking for…

is that why the people doing the investigatory phase of this shit keep getting replaced by those under investigation? because there’s nothing there?

The only mild comfort I have when I read things like this is that this dude is old and fat and tired and ugly and clearly his loneliness and isolation have made him miserable for the majority of his life. What joy has he ever really experienced that didn’t also make him feel secretly, deeply, crushingly inadequate?…