It’s ok! I’m the limo driver!

1. Lemme guess, you live in a red state.

It’s one of those “save a second five times a day every day for the next 2 years” sorta scenarios. It adds up. Sure, it’s easy to plug in a cable, but just dropping the phone into a dock is way easier/faster. I’ve always thought the best use-case for wireless charging is in a car. A wireless charging mount and…

I’ve had wireless in the past, and while it’s nice, it’s a slow charge, and whenever your phone is almost dead, you end up plugging it in anyways. It’s firmly a nice-to-have in my book. Quick-charge wins by a long shot. Also, Micro SD seems a bit pointless nowadays since you can store everything in the cloud.

Supertasters will also think that cilantro tastes like dish soap.

1. Taking your sweet ass time to get through a light...meanwhile there’s someone x number of cars behind you that won’t make the light because you wasted 3 seconds looking at your phone, or just lollygaggin through the fucker. When the light turns green, you GO. I’m not on your schedule, and if you’re not making a…

Fuck that guy with the ‘Darwin award’ crack. This desperate kid is taking a chance as he struggles with a deadly virus, and this guy just writes him off as a dumbass. Fuck that guy and then fuck him again for good measure. He deserves to have his teeth knocked down his throat. Smug fucking prick.

I did that to my brother once when he got in my grill. After I did it he shoved me through the drywall then jacked me in my jaw. I then tackled him and started choking him on the steps as the rest of the family got up from their x-mas dinner to come break it up.

When I was 15 I was working a concession stand at a high-school basketball game. A friend and I were being goofy and sticking kernals of unpopped corn in our nose, then shooting them out onto the ground. I thought it’d edgy to put one in my ear...so I did...and it didn’t come back out.....and it was in there for a…

YAWNNNNNNNNNNN. The Home Mini is great, but the Pixel 2 is a snoozer and that Pixelbook is laughably overpriced...and I’m a huge Chromebook fan.

The blame should be spread around. Yes, Lee has 7 INTs in the last 2 games, but at least 3 of those aren’t entirely his fault. He’s been under pressure since the first snap of the season. Our D is awful. Our line can’t run or pass block. Pierson-El makes horrible punt-return decisions. Lots of dropped passes. Lee…

The iPhone X is Apple’s hedged bet. They couldn’t go all-in on Face ID without people shitting a brick, but they know the Home button is a liability in the screen-to-body ratio race. Like Highlanders....there can be only one.

You surely know that Lynch(or any other player that sits/kneels) is not protesting the men and women that protect the country, our independence, or any of the other noble and proud ideas that our country stands for. The flag represents the entire spectrum of our country, both good and bad, and you chose specifically…

Deflection is one of the oldest(and most flawed) defense mechanisms around.

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They should have kept a ‘clean’ copy, then leaked it after Trump lied about the version his admin would push to the press. He’s gonna lie, why not catch him in it?

There’s never been a better time for Google to buy Twitter.

Well, I think I make a distinction between being civil and being fake. I agree with you 100% that you error on the side of being a decent person, which includes apologizing when you’re not wrong, or burying your dislike of certain coworkers. I guess what I was getting at is that you should make a genuine attempt to…

Totally joking......or am I? [moves hands for your shoulder area]

1. Don’t limit yourself to the area you studied. Most of the people in my company didn’t study the discipline in which they now work. Nothing goes as planned, and the earlier you accept that, the more likely you are to evolve into a role that is a better fit for you. I mean, who the hell knows what they want to be…