A nerd robot 5-head quarterback for the ages. I love him so.

Are those transitional lenses?

I live in Nebraska, so.....same thing.

Was this in Las Cruces? My girl and I are planning on relocating there from the midwest in a few years. Sorry...way off topic.

Who brings a "12th man" flag to an away game?

milk milk, lemonade, I'M A HUSKER FAN AND WE BLOW.

"...the crash was quiet, likely indicating a low fuel issue."

My girlfriend promised me that my 40th b-day cake will say, "I'm a man! I'm 40!"

As a life-long Dolphins fan, I can say that they look as good as they've looked since the Marino era. Last night wasn't fun, but they're 3-1. I'll take it.

These people are morons.

The problem isn't that players aren't paid. The problem is that universities are making boatloads off of these players. Here's how I'd do it.

It's been a "C" all along....until you try to put it on the side of a helmet. Is it a D on the left and a C on the right, or vise versa?

A list of schools that gave up 60+ points twice last season:

New AD on new years day. If Nebraska makes a NYD-or-later bowl game, Bo won't be coaching it.

Am I the only one that realizes that he was just being a goofball? He stops it as soon as someone asks him a question.

What if he said "shit in my mouth"?

All of the color is photoshopped, except for the neck.

This needs to be a Google maps overlay, complete w/ mouse-overs, detailed stats, etc. Otherwise, I'm just going to assume that Nebraska is the biggest college football team in two Alaskan counties.

This is the holy grail. Not only does this open the NFL to new markets and viewers, but to new devices. YT is a must-have service (cough, Roku, cough) on everything from cellphones to computers to smart TVs. Not to mention that Google has a pretty good track record for not over-charging. So what used to cost…

Can anyone find a picture of Trent Dilfers duck bill 2-bar facemask from about a decade ago?