Dude who took the picture took a picture of himself! Duh!

I’ve just found a couple of reviews to illustrate my point about Chris Evans being a shit reviewer of cars. He says the Peugeot 108 is, “...a superstar destined for the big time,” yet the Toyota Aygo, “...doesn’t look fun, it doesn’t feel fun, it doesn’t doesn’t drive fun.”. He hates the Aygo with a passion but thinks…

Hmmm. Looks a bit like an Audi. Maybe it’s the white. I really hate white cars

It was a shitshow the moment Chris no.1 was announced. Evans can be funny and popular and he’s very PC (well he is in a minority - Ginger) but he has a massive ego and he’s built his reputation and career on spontaneity rather than scripted work. He came from radio, which is still the major part of his career. Indeed…

1937 Bentley 4 ¼ Litre in Never Say never Again. Because it is the closest car to that which Bond ACTUALLY owns in the novels. His original was wrecked in Moonraker and he replaced it with a similar one. Bond only ever drove an Aston (DB4) in Goldfinger and that was a company (MI6) owned one.

I’ll be there (cheering on Porsche!)

Drove a V6 Diesel RRS to Germany and back in a weekend last September. Just mega awesome. Did 135mph on the autobahn too! (My glamorous assistant took the pic)

Yep. I researched the market for about 1 million hours and ended up leasing a Volvo, which turns up in a month. It was the ONLY way I could get a new car without falling into immediate financial ruin. I've had used cars all my life and fancied something new for a change.

Oh god please no. He's tried and failed to be a TV personality already.

So will it still look like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle? The world awaits...

Wonder if Clarkson will fit in it

But not many have actual water on the inside of the windscreen that freezes overnight.

Maybe you should do more 'of the era' films. 80s boys with Novas, city slickers with 930s

Oh, hello!

That's the best film Alex has done. Well done!

That classic cars don't freeze ON THE INSIDE!

Yes!

1961 T-bird?

Porsche still do some hairy interior colours - where EVERYTHING is puke green, diarrhoea brown etc

Once Honda have a customer team Kevin will probably get a drive with them. Actually thinking about it he'll never get a drive with a name like Kevin. Needs to change his name to something more racey, like Jan