I've just bought one! 3.2 V6, manual gearbox, 250bhp, Avus Grey. Fun!

it's about as exciting as haemorrhoids.

Good lord, every one of those cars in the photos is MINGING! The only one I ever drove that was actually a great hoon was the Mercedes Vito Sport X

I'm driving the Polestar V60 at the Top Gear test track in May!

Haha! I wrote this in my review of the 2013 Astra VXR (without knowing about this issue):

Ah but they'd be tall. "Aren't you a little small for a stormtrooper"

Doh! There's no arguing with a master. OK I give in. (But where would their boobs go under the armour?)

Great vid, great cars. I toured the factory recently, was lovely to see people rather than robots. Drove the 3 wheeler and Plus 8 too. Mega!

Oh dear, poor clones. But by their very nature they could have cloned more!

Oops

They're all clones of Boba Fett's son, Jango

Damn. Now I don't like it

The IS300h has a fantastic drivetrain. Just...why...SUV? Because bad taste

Got a whole catalogue of them here. One such was throwing a cigarette butt out of the window (I know, sorry, I'm a bad man) only for it to bounce off the window frame and come back in the car between my back and the seat (I know, karma) which resulted in me stopping on a busy road, jumping out, screaming like a little…

There are some pretty high roads in Manchester (UK). It's all the drugs they take. (Has anyone done this joke yet?)

Good god that's just wrong

The Cherokee Dakar looks great! Better than all those FiatJeeps we keep seeing

I picked that up the moment I heard it. Slope isn't an English phrase, it's something I'd heard in American-made 'Nam movies. It was a boy's room in-joke of which Top Gear is stuffed with

I've driven it too and it's brilliant. More power would mean more grippy tyres and some of the joie de vivre would be lost.

I spent an hour on track at Lotus' test track in an Exige S last October. It's a brilliant car. The only car with handling (almost) as good is the Porsche 911 Turbo and that's got four wheel steering. After I'd finished (with aching forearms!) the development engineer, Darren Cockle, took me round for a few laps…