Heh. Not really me old mucker

Yup. Insane

Got my own article publishing soon about the Civic Tourer. Ye gods that rear arch is brutally ugly - but everyone here seems to like it!

Here's a lovely fact to warm the cockles of your heart: The UK Government gives £280 million / $433 million US per year in overseas aid to India. Duh!

Damn I love a fast Jag. Was lucky enough to try out the XFR some time back. Have an XF S coming soon. Can't wait to go in the XFR-S

A friend used to race in the MG Owners Club championship. One day this thing turned up

The blue car. I have the same model on test at the moment. It's a beast

Point taken

That video was shot by Red Bull Media House producer, and occasional Speedmonkey contributor, Josh Bloom! You can follow Josh on twitter @bloomers87

Will BMW be supplying the electronic engine noises? (as per M5s Active Sound System)

Joe Saward* goes on holiday and the F1 world goes mad

Brilliant. I used to own a BX. Was my 4th ever car waaaay back in the 80s

Then there's the free beer in return for borrowing some ducks ad. Posted it on Oppo last month

Pretty easy to do on a Fireblade

Oh god yes. Porschegasm. I'm going next year.

Scott Oldham is being a complete idiot. Seems he thinks he is bigger than THE CLARKSON. So there are only 12 Corvettes and they're all loaned out, but that's not good enough for him.

There was a 190E 2.3-16 for sale in the UK last week, dirt cheap. I posted this about it.

Don't get me wrong. I dislike them intensely! But they bank roll the 911, Cayman and Boxster - and eventually the new, smaller sportscar

I have no idea what you're on about but love the analogy and get the gist!