I found some pretty good spy shots in June. Anyone could do a render from photos like these - the brochure is probably a faked render. Remember the fake GT5 case?

Love the way everyone checked he was OK then just left him there with his car upside down! He then phones the wife, "Hey honey could you pick me up." "Why?" "I rolled the car again."

You think? Puts me in mind of a blobfish

What the f*ck is that on the steering wheel?

What's the appeal? Would you ever buy one? What fits in this new category? Anything in Europe?

Same in the UK. The Volt costs £35k (£30k after govt subsidy). That's £10k more than equivalent petrol/diesel. Renault have the right idea. They sell the Zoe electric car for £13k, which is the same as the equivalent petrol/diesel Clio.

Despite everything here - zipties are the answer to everything in the automotive firmament. There is no job zipties, a hammer and WD40 won't fix

Surely Prius owners snort coke by the kilo. It's hard to get that smug self satisfaction just from a car

One more. Future King and Queen in an Aston Martin. ENGERLAND

Touché. How about this

Ahem. ENGLAND

We're not on mains drainage so have to deal with our own septic tank. For that reason our family is very careful about what we chuck down the toilet!

The fakest, and coincidentally best, is The Blues Brothers

The US doesn't get the V40, which is ace. I tested a V40 T5 recently and loved it

I wrote this a while back - White cars - from rustbucket 'death colour' to gleaming supercars

My 924S has 150bhp and is damn light!

This is him

Why don't you both test drive them for, ooooh say 100 miles, discuss over coffee, drive back to the office and then decide.

Hofmeister kink

Oh yes I forgot that. A B5 S4 can't come in any other colour