Damn those BMWs. When they aren't parked across multiple handicapped spaces or being generally awesome to drive, they're sparking fires that ruin everyone other people's cars at airports. Seriously.

She's a beauty!

Which country do you genuinely think designs and makes the best cars? US, Japan, Germany, UK, Italy, France (hahahahaha), AN Other?

It was clear that I wanted an interesting car that I could love, preferably a (future) classic. I'm into rare things. But with a budget of around $1,800, my choices were limited. You see, this is not England, where you can get wonderful cars for next to nothing. We don't have the dry and hot air of California or…

It was a glorious bike. I had a FZ6 for a while, FZ1 was much better. Have a Triumph Street Triple now

They don't retract but they do bend. Yes, it was my bike. Crashed it. Pity, was a beaut

I was under the impression that was extra weight, rather than total. If I'm wrong then, OK you're right

Already got them. On the bike at least

This bit - New infotainment system and cabin tech: 31.5 lbs.
And this bit - New seats: 17.2 pounds

You know what? That's my favourite response to any question ever

Easy. Being pleasured by a lady friend whilst high on coke. Here's an example

Because it's rear wheel drive

So the majority of America says that fuel mileage will be a major consideration in their next car purchase. But will it be a factor in your next car purchase?

Tight flanks. Better than some slab sided recent S-Classes

Thanks. The ear is fine. Was just temporary extreme agony

Here are some of my own, and friends, painful experiences doing stupid things and suffering consequences of those stupid things whilst working on cars. The very worst pain I've experienced in my life was petrol in the ear. Very, very, very painful

It's a UK spec Mk1 with round single headlights. Do like the US rectangle lamps though

Great. It's good

Good on 'em. There are 2 Chinese families have kids at my son's school and the women always do the school run - in S Classes

I'd probably do about 600 miles a day. Might even set up in business as a courier so someone else pays for the mileage.