You got the title image spot on. The Smart ronjeremey is the most hideous contraption ever. It's got f*****g wings for f**ks sake

924S with the 2.5 from the 944. Brilliant. Love it. My normal car is an Audi S4 Avant. The Porsche is much slower in a straight line but awesome round corners and back to basics motoring writ large. I just wrote this about it http://www.speedmonkey.co.uk/2013/03/speedm…

I would drive this, which I bought last Sunday

It is a Ford Capri and judging by the wheels and spoiler it's a 2.8 injection, beloved of us Brits. At least it got trashed in style

They're horrible! No matter that the guys who made them have never seen one. That 911 looks like a kids ride you get outside supermarkets. Here's a real shit replica - http://www.speedmonkey.co.uk/2013/01/watch-…

Every single BMW Mini, except the first and subsequent iterations of the hatch. Paceman? As uncool as dad dancing at a disco

It is pretty but it won't sell in the UK, where brands still rule in the premium sportscar market. Basically if it aint Jag, BMW, Merc or Porsche it won't sell. The GT86 only did well because it's cheap and got rave reviews

Yep. You're right. Got it all mixed up. We're getting the Mustang with the 2 litre Ecoboost in the UK. I meant to say if GM ever bring the Corvette to Europe we'll probably get the new 1.6 litre in it

Not the 2 litre Ecoboost piece of shit. Hang, on that's the Mustang. Well, if GM ever bring the Mustang to Europe it'll probably get the new GM 1.6 because our regulators hate cars

Oh man. This is going to be good (for those with ££££££/$$$$$$). I've driven the XKR-S, the XFR and the XJ Supersport. Can confirm awesomeness guaranteed. The XJ Supersport at full chat sounds like a bull elephant trumpeting over your shoulder. The XJR will be that x 2

All of these http://www.speedmonkey.co.uk/2013/03/what-a… Posted 5 days ago...

Here's the Mercedes CLS 63 AMG at idle. It sounds like a 1.2 inline 4 running on 85 RON

Ahh Chris Goffey, he of beards and jumpers fame. His son is Danny Goffey, drummer in Supergrass. Used to live next door to him in Oxford in 1995