Isn't Tim McCarver from Memphis? Maybe we should put him under house arrest for 4 months just to be safe.

And the little girl was totally Krossed out - burn, Kobe!

Gary Bettman is intrigued by these 16 ballooned mascots and wants to know how this will be received by the 37 people watching on Vs.

The Rory Sabbatini wine will tell you how great it is, but each case will be two bottles short.

Looks like Berkman has Delcarmen's number (ba ba-ba-ba, ba ba-ba-ba baby).

Quien es mas patetico: Furries vs. 40 year old guys in the navy blue "Chamberlain 62" T-shirts.

I think Brook was just upset he couldn't catch up on his "Ugly Betty"/"Grey's Anatomy" reruns.

@Jen P: I guess that rules out off brand Mexican Cheetos (Sabor de Soledad) as well.

Well this looks like the worst episode of "Third Rock from the Sun" I've ever seen, and that's saying something.