Any particular reason why my votes are giving me the message, "Thank you, we have already counted your vote."?

Here's a great Baseball Reference list of HOF candidates, sorted by a simple yet effective metric: a number averaging total career WAR (rewarding longevity) with top-7-season WAR (rewarding dominance).

Can we write in Pete Rose?

The study didn't look at games between other regions—so no Mountain time vs. Eastern, or Central vs. Pacific.

Gawker and Deadspin have so many stories about random murders and fiery car crashes and other tragedies, but the victims are never the people you hope.

As a Sox fan I don't have anything negative to say about Ellsbury as he leaves. Once Boras got hold of him, he was pretty a much a certainty he was gone. He's a great player when he's healthy, but given he averaged 111 games a year in his twenties it seems myopic to believe he's going to be healthier in his thirties.

I trust Ford to actually produce a drool worthy design about as much as I trust Ford. Which is a little bit more than GM, and about 1000% less than Infiniti, and I don't trust those bastards any more at all. Still, if the Eagles are doing this well this late in the season, anything is possible....but let's face the…

The NBA fined Kidd $50,000, which isn't nothing, especially considering that "spilling" some liquid on the court is a time-honored stall tactic in basketball.

As the buying and selling of votes is a time honored American tradition, I have two extremely important questions that simply must be answered:

I'm not going to hop into this argument because your passion scares me, but I did want to point out that you left out gingersnap crust, which is the greatest thing to happen to pumpkin pie since pilgrims.

No freaking way should Green Bean Casualties be on any list for anything

"Hey, these potatoes are kind of sweet. Let's make them really, really sweet by dumping a pile of fucking marshmallows of all things like we're nine years old on them! That makes sense for a side dish, right?"

Candied yams are the anal drippings of Satan himself.

Oh, I'm sorry. I should have indicated in the original post that people who rank green bean casserole ahead of mash potatoes aren't allowed to comment on my thread.

Who eats ham on Thanksgiving? Is this post a #falseflag sponsored by pig farmers of America?

Bullshit. Green Bean Casserole has no point guard, and sweet potatoes haven't played anybody. Stuffing cooked outside the turkey has tons of experience, and really heats up when it counts.

This dish ruins every Thanksgiving meal. I will not type its name for I am superstitious

That is the dumbest thought anyone has ever had.