I thought this was a pic of me when I first saw it. Then I realized It wasn't, only because my man boobs are way way better. I'm better than a Major Leaguer at something. Told ya I'd make ya proud Mom.

Well, wouldn't you?!?

Weep not for me, dear Albert. Let us move on to more pressing matters, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GLOBAL SRIRACHA MARKET GOING TO LOOK LIKE IN SIX MONTHS????

Well, that's a damn shame. Mushrooms are amazing.

I recommend this because I agree...you should be hit with a car and pushed into a gorge.

"Beef Jerky Stroganoff in a Nutshell...hmm, I could probably charge $35 for that, maybe more with Donkey Sauce."
-Guy Fieri

Justin Verlander does throw some noble gas.

I didn't realize the government shutdown would bring such an opportunity to fifth grade art students.

In my opinion it's super low-brow to hate on Guy, but that picture is the funniest thing ever. I love his pupils off to the side. A+

I'd argue the same logic holds true for Qatar. Those migrant workers could just have easily been killed when a sheik's strech-Hummer hovercar prototype malfunctioned and crashed.

Nutrageous is by far the best candy bar ever created

Ponder's first attempt to pass out on the floor was 6 feet over Kyle Rudolph's head and the second was intercepted and returned for a touchdown.

Get better friends.

who thought of this and didn't think it would piss people off?

I'm from and live in the Boston area. At worst, I thought the slogan of choice was a little lazy on their marketing department. I think any ad director who introduces "[product]STRONG" should be fired immediately based solely on the fact that it IS played out and isn't creative in the least.

This was the best game of the series because it ended by 11pm EDT.

I BELIEVE there is a 1947 NFL Championship banner hanging in University of Phoenix Stadium. Can't swear to it, though.

Red Sox fan here. Last night, I actually uttered the words "I agree with McCarver" when he wondered aloud why the Red Sox were holding the runner on. And result be damned, I'm still not sure why they were doing it. That being said, 2 Wongs don't make a right. Sorry...

...so you can hear exactly what unyielding death sounds like after sucking down a tanker full of helium.