AP should call Aaron Hernandez to see if he wants to go clubbing with Patterson.

No attempt at humor here. Execute the son-of-a-bitch, no matter whose child it is.

Nothing would get me locked up quicker than what I would do to someone who did this to one of my children. My condolences AP.

Not a very well-researched article. The few good points it does manage to pull off are obscured by a slew of examples which the author crams into the narrative. Let's put it this way: that article didn't change anyone's mind on the issue, nor did it fully articulate the crux of the problem.

Alright, I am all about addressing the blatant racism of the Redskins and Chief Wahoo, along with some of the other logos and customs in the bottom half/third of this article.

They can still be the Redskins without it being a reference to Native Americans.

Washington Gridlocks? See, the cars are even red and blue...

Washington Senators

You should probably go to a hospital.

That'd be like skipping penetration during sex.

As far as I know it's the standard nomenclature for a single-serving bottle of liquor. What's your alternative? Airline-sized?

I don't use the word "hero" very often

All it did for me is make me grind my teeth for two days straight. Which, for some strange reason, didn't seem to result in any sex-butt or otherwise.

as a Sox fan I was slightly disappointed by four day in October.The whole Bill Simmons in a fake bar thing was gratuitous.

Goddamn Bettman! He had the chance to bring back the old names (Patrick, Adams, Norris, and Smythe) yet he opted for the least creative and most assholish option.I hope his kid falls down a well.

All are hybrid beers. What makes a hybrid beer a hybrid is the use of one yeast strain at the recommended temperature of another yeast strain.

It makes zero sense not to have a winter classic in Minnesota.

The Eagles' defense also did their best impression of a Papa John's pizza, by being cobbled together from unwanted parts and disappointing everyone involved