You know, I didn't know airports did this but looking back on it this makes a great deal of sense. All of my local airports must think that I'd have a serious panic attack if they didn't serve me crappy food, nickel and dime me for ridiculous fees and in general make air travel as unpleasant as possible every single…

I despise the Yankees and this still brought a single tear to my eye. It's rare for a legendary athlete to go out this way, most of the time they hang on too long and bounce around to other teams (Brett Favre, Jerry Rice, Michael Jordan) and that tarnishes their exit, or they've done something that's caused fans to…

It was a fitting sendoff for a total class act. I cried.

As a Red Sox fan, I've got no love for the Yankees, but for the past 18 years they have had two world-class athletes on their roster who give their all and don't act entitled or obnoxious. I'd have been thrilled to have either of them - Rivera or Jeter - on my…

I'm not familiar with this Rivera guy, but I see he has the Answer.

God I hate the Yankees!!! And I wish I didn't have these terrible allergies and my eyes weren't watering so terribly while I watch this.......

Well, almost everyone. As a staunch Republican, Woody Johnson just stands there and insists to anyone who's watching that he's actually pulling himself up by his bootstraps.

I used to work in a vegetarian cafe and this attitude was weirdly common. I just don't understand why people would go, it's so weird. I think it was just to make a scene about how they NEEDED to eat meat.

Thursday NFL games, Thanksgiving aside, just never feel real to me. Foolish as that sounds, they just always seem like they're taking place in a different universe in a way, like I took a bunch of peyote, turned on the TV on a Thursday, and well, I'll be damned look at this hallucination. NFL on Thursday!

The difference is that you might not be able to order a bacon cheeseburger at a vegan restaurant, but you are able to eat anything they have on their menu. I can't eat anything on the menu at a steakhouse. (To be honest, steakhouses generally aren't bad, because they almost always have baked potatoes and steamed…

Not eating food that makes you uncomfortable (physically or ethically) is not being picky. Being picky is never trying anything new because it is unfamiliar. Big difference. Anyone who judges people for avoiding food that makes them feel badly is a huge jerk. However, I'm all about judging people who won't eat…

There are some foods I just don't like.

Also, picky eaters need to not go into restaurants and act like it's your own personal kitchen. And if your vegan/vegetarian, don't come into a steakhouse and act like it opened to personally disrespect you.

Its almost as if Bobby Valentine is reckless in what he says and does to the extent that it cost him a job. This is a new and exciting development with Bobby V.

This isn't nearly as offensive as when he got the entire Boston Red Sox franchise to do an impersonation of the twin towers

Bobby Valentine plans to sneak into the studio disguised as someone who's not an idiot.

He's just jealous that he doesn't get any extra marital sex.

"Here's one that's really important cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7 If they promise to wear gloves can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point?"

This has nothing to do with being gay. Sticking gerbils in your ass- straight or gay is fucked up, is it not?

I think the first thing any parent that enjoys beer does when they are finally not too exhausted from having a baby to drink a beer is wipe off the top of the bottle and hold it up to the baby's lips as a joke. I don't know why it's funny, but god dammit it just is. There are definitely pictures of my son with a…

Man. So, another quick story about hot peppers since you mentioned habaneros. This one makes me look even more stupid than the previous story I told. :-) So all feel free to point and laugh.