Why, do you think, has the PA been so quiet about this?

First good point I've heard yet. My guess is with all the bribes floating around the IOC never even considered to check on certain social policies noting that Russia is pretty close to first world and leaving it at that.

As stupid as these people are, the comparisons to the Trayvon Martin case are fair. One was victimized by an unintelligent fat man who should forever be out of work, the other was coached by Andy Reid.

What happen to freedom of speech?

Really, Jesus and A-Rod are a lot alike - more so than you'd think.

"When I was in a Triple A game recently some random 3rd base coach told me about a guy named God who is strong enough to carry me and all my baggage. That guy MUST be on steroids — so what do I get for giving him up?"

Man, if white people keep up all this racism, people are really going to start resenting us.

Yeah, that's what they say. Because it isn't an option. But if it were, and they started doing the math on how many people die every minute. And times are tough. So they do it once. Then when they don't feel like they're going to hell- because people are awful and can justify anything- they'll shove that box against a…

Here's the thing. If everything you buy (to eat) is free, you have the choice to get all the super expensive stuff that is delicious but still healthy. Like, you know, premium sushi-grade tuna, kobe beef, fucking truffle mushrooms, and all that shit. The healthy shit you'd eat would taste much better than the most…

You bought a boat and you want me to sympathize with you? Go to hell, Yachtboy.

Anyone who's used Coca-Cola as a braising liquid (sacre bleu!) already knows this. Not sure how good it is with chicken (Coq au Coke, anyone?), but it EXALTS beef.

"Do it when you're fucking famished..."

If you read the label of wine that is specifically called "cooking" wine, you will find that it often contains (in addition to wine) some sort of seasoning, especially salt. Never cook with that stuff. Cook with anything else, but not "cooking" wine.

My advice Sam: wait until you're absolutely fucking starving and then try one of those foods you hate. You'll probably appreciate it for the fact that it staved off your death and you may find that you even like the taste. I came to finally like the taste of tuna after hiking 10 miles in Mt Zion national park and…

Dogfish Head "3 & Out" minute IPA is mighty tasty.

I haven't thought too much about how this would be executed — but just wanted to weigh in to endorse the concept of Bleacher Report as representing replacement level. The concept of replacement level should be carried much farther into other walks of life, in my view. For example, US Airways is a replacement-level…

including hockey

Still not as useless a lineup from the right as Gretchen Carlson, Steve Doocy, and Brian Kilmeade.

Nate, your being brought over to ESPN, to an outsider, looks like the Creation Museum hiring Neil Degrasse Tyson for a consulting gig, just so they can say "See, we're open minded!"

I don't just love that you save random screen grabs, I love that you remember all of your historical applicable screen grabs.