My million dollar idea that nobody seems to want to invest in. Bloody Mary flavored Gatorade. Imagine the Sunday after a wedding. You are 34 but drank like you are 22 and for some reason you are in the Pittsburgh Airport. You hooked up with the bride's cousin who may or may not spell her name Stefany. You are pretty…

I'm 6'2, and you're correct, 6'2" is a good choice. You're tall enough that people will respect your height, but not so tall that life starts getting uncomfortable. People always think of airplanes, and those are pretty bad at my height, but if I were a couple of inches taller, it would be torture. It's the same…

I'm 5' 11" and I'd like to be 6'1" or 6'2". There's just something nice about the six. That said, I agree with you on 5'7" over 6'7". But I think I'd take 6'5" over 5'9". The graph is complicated.

Finally the future can begin.

Good bread, havarti cheese, and olive tapenade make for a fucking incredible grilled cheese sandwich. Trader joe's makes a few tomato soup varieties that all get the job done.

One way to make a different macaroni & cheese is to throw in some leftover chicken, or some ham cut into little cubes, or if you're really feeling crazy, crawfish tails.

The best part of any of these Hernandez conferences are the questions like "do you feel betrayed/disappointed/duped?" What is Belichick going to say? "We were pretty sure he'd end up killing a few people, but we decided to roll the dice on a high-ceiling talent."

Fried rice. There are very few things in the world that you can't chop up, mix with bell peppers and onions and mask with sesame oil and/or Siracha.

I like to make guiness bread, make some fresh tomato soup (campbells works, but nothing beats fresh tomato soup), and make grill cheese with the bread and some dubliner.

Even though no one wanted it, an update on the short ribs I asked for help with last week. I wound up not smoking them because lack of time (but I have another package that will get this treatment) so I browned them, deglazed the pan with red wine and wound up with them in the crock pot. I know that is kind of…

Incorrect.

"Because fuck Wednesdays, that's why!"

Who does Dave Dameshek have pictures of blowing a clown, that he has a job?

There are two groups of "fans" out there...those that think anyone using anything to help them perform better should be banned for life (the Bob Costas group) and those that realize that every player in every sport is looking for a way to get an edge (the "if you aint cheating you aint trying" group).

Yeah because racists, dead beat dads, cheap miserly owners, drug users, ball scuffers, corked bat users, owners colluding to suppress salaries, owners who cancelled the World Series, pitchers who hit batters who had the audacity to get a hit off of them and sexist pig managers have never been involved in the grand ol…

When you go back in time and make the 2011 Dodgers a team worth watching.

Best Unattributed Use of Wikipedia by a "Journalist"

BEST DRUG/ALCOHOL RELATED ARREST (Chris Perez or Alameda Ta'amu, for sure)

THE ALEX JONES AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Donte Stallworth vs. BIG FLU SHOT

UO player Colt Lyerla vs. Sandy Hook

Denard Span vs. Sandy Hook

Pete Caroll vs. 9/11

Tim Thomas vs. Obama or Big Government or Secularists or Something