No heat cooking? Lemon, lime, and orange juice + fish = ceviche

Sorry, I need to have two comments on this article. One is saying that Laura needs to keep gaming, and this is my challenge to the Brotakuites.

Is it possible to carpet-bomb-sterilize crowds of people? Can we crowdsource such a thing?

Okay,

Parents who think they can make not having sex fun need to have a serious talk with their partners about their sad, sad sex life.

Guess what Mr. Nightengale, when MLB makes the record book pre 4/15/47 post 4/15/47 then I'll give a shit about PED's. For crying fucking out loud this sport has embraced cheating since it's inception and I'm suposed to give a fuck about PED abuse. Yes racism, corked bats, doctored baseballs, beanings and stealing…

Ironically, this time it was Mrs. Ryan's turn to tape Rex's nimble footwork.

People really don't give their children much credit, do they?

In the spirit of Independence day I express the following sentiment: Fuck you, you oversensitive underwear stains. Here's a 46 year old man who lied about his age and PED use to become argueably the greatest DH of our lifetime. He came from nothing and became a legend in Boston sports lore. So he dropped an f-bomb on…

Narragansett makes some damn fine seasonal beers as well. Wish I could get it out in my neck of the woods.

Holy shit. That pic is like facing a line-up of ugly hook-ups from college.

You have clearly never had enough PBR in a single evening if you rank it that high on the list. "Beer shits" really don't convey how awful the next morning is.

His own stupidity has proven he's guilty. If found innocent, I'll buy a Tim Tebow jersey.

I was thinking on something like this everytime i play gran turismo 5 and i see the BP oil ads on the tracks

God forbid. They finally make a vision enhancement drug, and Selig has to fuck us all to hell again.

Unreported was that it was, in fact, Tebow who ordered Hernandez a couple of waters, but later turned them into wine for his drinking pleasure.

I wish we were more generous in donating to less newsworthy people.

The Patriots are now considering bringing Hernandez back to fill their third-string QB position because his bullets hit the intended target more often than Tebow's.

The Aaron Hernandez mess can be best compared to Dora the Explorer, in that both feature a Hispanic protagonist and a Grumpy Old Troll: