No it means he actively impeded an investigation. Which is against the law. The real bullshit charges are when someone gets caught with more than an ounce of weed or something and gets charhed with conspiracy.

Great. First a man with no legs kills someone and now a man with no arms. I am going to go out on a limb here and say stay away from all amputees but I would just be grasping at straws.

It appears God wants Tebow to be a tight end.

Not at all, these were the two most clostly matched up teams in any championship series in any sport we've seen in a long time - it comes down to luck. I wasn't ragging on the Hawks by saying they got lucky as in "oh they needed it" it was just that even Hawks fans have to step back and be objective about the other…

At the end of the day, we can all agree on one thing.

WTF? day-after-Thanksgiving quesadillas are the best!

It depends. If you are a football player, your actions won't have consequences until college. If you are a popular kid with rich parents? Not until you are out of college. If you are a popular kid with rich parents and you end up working somewhere like Morgan Stanley or Goldman Sachs? Never.

I'm assuming that in all other regards she is the absolute best person who ever lived, yes? BECAUSE OTHERWISE DATING HER IS INEXCUSABLE

If he has any connection to a murder then I'll want him off the team and in a jail cell. Ray Lewis is especially despicable because he acts holier than thou and hides behind religion and has countless kids with various women and he never shuts up. He is even more annoying than Tebow and that is almost impossible to…

In the Loop, for me. Great combination of gruffness, mean insults and pragmatism.

Pie, because there is no such thing as Key Lime Cake.

Should have stayed in school.

Anyone else have an issue with the math here? Then again, with 3 bros at a Panama City Shoneys looking to watch hockey, I may be asking too much

"The game was tied 5-5 at the end of regulation, but midway through overtime, Blackhawks defenseman Brent Seabrook slapped a wicked shot low past Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask for the winning goal."

You got it. Actually, there was a piece that ran in the Chicago Tribune two days ago about the history of the name and the lack of controversy about it.

This is really good stuff. I can't wait to adapt it for my premature ejaculation problem.

Hockey is where it's at. You should try to swing a game at the start of next season when the NHL brings a game or two over there.

Go back to Moscow, comrade Newell.

Coming in July, Michael Bay's Baseball in America, on PBS.

Boooo. Olives are delicious on pizza, sandwiches, and by themselves. At least, I like them in all those ways. But this wouldn't be an entertaining argument if I was reasonable. So pretend I said something drastic here, instead.