Abbott: Who's on first?

Tucker Max, hunh?

Celtics fan, so I'm going to say it:

"Joseph Stalin initiated the Great Purge on October 1, 1936, about eight weeks after Elizabeth Dole was born....Both Stalinist Russia and Elizabeth Dole generated so many classic moments over the years, they practically blend into each other now."

Drew, I would just like to throw out there that Simmons does not speak for our entire city. That honor belongs to Tommy Heinsohn.

On behalf of all NE fans and BB, I apologize. We were all looking forward to a Tebow-less year.

To recap, "Bush-league moves" are:

The fathead employees shouldn't be surprised when they see that the Tebow item they sent out comes back three days later.

Actually, there's a fourth in there, too. Those were originally Chief Wahoo's seats.

I was waiting for this article all day. Then you teased us with the Dead Letters picture. I won't go as far as saying it was worth the wait, but I am very happy we got a good intelligent analysis of the game. Please keep up the good content. I look forward to reading the recap of game 3 when you post it Friday.

To be fair, most people enjoy their job more than I do.

Hey Albert,

Shit just got real for the Fighting Candy Stripers.

Are we sure this is an ESPN problem?

Raging liberal here. And WOW. I don't see any problem with the phrase "choke job". The guy was just doing his job, part of which is calling it as he sees it. If it was indeed a "choke job" he has an ethical obligation to describe it as such.

You had me going until you suggested Katie Holmes could do better in a role than someone else. That's when I knew I was had. That part made me laugh so hard, I farted. That's up there with Derek Jeter in Butt-land.

So out of every woman on the list they chose the one whose physique and hair cut most resembles a 12 year old boy. Wasnt aware jerry sandusky was picking the maxim hot 100.

Step 1) Throw away that filet and go buy some beef with some flavor

Right on about having good utensils, especially a good wooden spoon. My favorite is one I picked up at a farmer's market in Maine ten years ago, hand carved by some local craftsman and purchased for the ridiculous price of seven dollars (<—- douchiest sentence I've ever written).

I actually spent a good 45 seconds trying to figure out what bathroom function Number 3 referred to and why you had to do it at a hospital all summer before I realized you were talking about the job list. I'm kind of stupid I think.