That would be the most vanilla, yet fundamentally sound, gay sex ever.

This is why I don't watch the NBA. Just look at him carrying the balls, and they didn't even call traveling.

Charcoal is exponentially more rewarding. I used to be a gas grill guy and loved it (still do), butw ith a chimney starter you can have your fire going in 20 minutes. Most recommend you pre-heat your gas grill for 10 minutes anyways, so at the most a 10 to 15 minutes difference?

The beauty of it is that it is Papi. He is largely incomprehensible even on a good day. I had to rewind it twice to be sure he actually said fucking. Had they tried to fine him, he could have claimed he said "ducking city" and everyone would have backed him up. As it is, I was starting to get annoyed with the forced…

Don't worry, those of us that didn't go to schools with fraternities and sororities picked up on your sarcasm.

Ooooh! Title IX baiting! Yeah, Title IX is still necessary because the instant it wasn't there any more, Geno Auriemma would be be back coaching out of a unheated attic in an auxillary gym, and women would be sewing on their own numerals, in order to cut the budget so more ivory could be inlaid in the coffee table in…

What the fuck Deadspin? I'm only seeing 3 replies from Jenkins and none of this is updating. How the fuck did you think this was a good idea? How unreadable will a live funbag be when you have to work through 400 comments to see the ones that are responded to?