Is it just me or has that car thrown a tie rod or something?  That don’t look right to me.

If they have any sense, they’ve long since fucked off to lucrative, consequence-free cable news punditry instead of continuing to work in the administration.

What’s next?... Those little packets of duck sauce?

vinegar salt = electrolytes

Is it marginal on the merits? Yeah, maybe. But if I’m using white “chocolate” in something, I’d rather have actual white chocolate. Does anyone actually have the time to look at the fine print? Yeah, a 50s housewife. I, on the other hand, have other shit to do than spend an hour at the grocery Making Informed…

It’s a class action. Most of the people in the class aren’t getting more than a couple of bucks, most likely. The point is to alter the company’s behavior (and cause Ghirardelli, et al to do the same). This is basically why we have a legal system.

Someone needs a hug.

I sometimes overestimate the intelligence of other people, and it takes something like this help to realize that.

Replace “kayak” with “canoe” and I think you’ve got it. Much easier transition, and more cargo capacity to boot (so you can deflate and move on in a multi-night trip). I can’t see this thing being used in places where a canoe is impractical.

Now that I think about it, that’s just an applied case of the Infinite Monkey Problem.

Wait, she said that? It wasn’t just some particularly demented fanfic thing gone wrong?

I like to say “I like to say ‘I’m five-foot-twelve’ at parties.  It gets a laugh.” at parties. It gets a laugh.

It’s difficult to say if we’re supposed to view them as virulent racists who firmly believe what they’re doing is the right thing, to the point where they’ve become numb to it, or if they truly believe they’re just Doing Their Job and haven’t considered the morality of the situation beyond that.

...David Leonhardt wrote in a New York Times op-ed.

While consumer choice is going to be part of any solution or amelioration, it’s pretty far from the main event. Liz Warren pointed this out a couple weeks ago:

If they’d had Steve McQueen’s motorcycle hotwiring skills, they’d have been back in time for class and no one the wiser.

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I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

After last week’s cool snap in New England I was all set to grab as many “Oktoberfest” beers as I could find. Now it’s in the 80s all week again and I want my hops back!  This global warming thing fucking sucks.

My two year old (influenced by my 7-year-old) demands to watch the Old Town Road video every. fucking. day.  He no longer throws a fit if we say no, but goddamn am I tired of it.