SpeakerToManimals
SpeakerToManimals
SpeakerToManimals

...after being the Resistance to Lore’s “individualized” Borg cult, you mean? Yeah, that might’ve been neat.

You’re still a feckless cunt, Ivanka.

I’m 37 and despite sharing some of your prejudices, even I can tell that this is a gross oversimplification of the problem, and a terrible and shitty solution.

Not a fan of salt & vinegar chips, then? I know I’m supposed to get Angry On The Internet Because You’re Wrong, but all I feel is pity.

...not anymore, I wouldn’t. There was a time when there was no question, but it’s so damn big now it’s just another CUV as far as I’m concerned. I’d much rather have the smaller, lower Impreza “hatchback,” which along with everything else has ballooned in the last decade or so (enough to sell a bunch of Crosstreks to

I, personally, don’t have anything anywhere close to this gem from my wife:

The Thunder Chief and his thirty beads were big in my childhood home when my older brother was listening to music.

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I would chalk it up to a constant fear of the Garden of Eden story. “Hmm, you seem to know something about this topic - you must be One Of Them!” Knowledge of something equals complicity with it, as “innocence” is the same thing as “ignorance.” Wait, you sound like you know a lot about Teh Gays - you could only have

The best part of my dad taking me out fishing at the ass crack of dawn once a year was coming back to eat a breakfast of the best, freshest fish I ever ate.

They’re still holding out for participation trophies.

Thank you for clearing that up!

See, I have the opposite reaction. Maybe it’s because I’ve seen my kid hit a wiffle ball straight at my face from 12 feet away and yet I still have time to bring my hand up before I get clocked - the farther and faster the ball goes, the heavier it looks to me. Air resistance is a bitch, and you overcome it with

Yeah, I’m not talking about taking a train from Chicago to Seattle (or whatever). I’m saying that the concept of airline shuttle routes between Boston and New York is insane, and at the technology level we’re at now should be laughed out of the room for both environmental and cost reasons; yet multiple airlines turn a

OK, just so I’m clear - you took the time to scold me for... what? Being insufficiently detailed in my defense of your original hypothesis? Alright - I won’t make that mistake again.

If our trains didn’t suck, people would ride them.

When you’re negotiating with other people to make a deal on something, you don’t open with what’s going to be your eventual compromise. You open with the strongest thing you can convince people you might with insanely good luck ever achieve. We’re not going to abolish an entire industry in this country - but to get

This thing was made and purchased at a Dairy Queen. Explanation is extremely plausible. Try making sure you’ve extracted all information from the text before shitting on someone for allegedly not reading.

“state liquor stores” (whatever that means)