Ah, OK. (US) Route 1 and (MA) Route 9 have a lot of that suburban sprawl thing going, though I’d thought the speed limits through those areas were closer to 50. Point taken, though, even if I still don’t find it as bad as CT. :-)

What part of Boston were you in, out of curiosity? Direct right turn onto a full-speed divided highway sounds a lot like CT (complete with stop signs, of all the dumb-...), but I can’t think of anywhere in Boston or its immediate suburbs that has such a brainless turn. The closest thing is Storrow Drive through the…

Connecticut highway ramps are absolutely the worst. Some of them even have stop signs where every other ramp in the developed world has a merge sign.  The entire state was designed by idiots for people who don’t know how to drive and don’t want to learn.

That J20 has such a gorgeous retrofuturistic vibe going. If there are any honest to god artists still alive in the Mad Max post-apocalypse, that is the thing they’d build with the prestige patronage money resources given them by the overlords of the Thunderdome. That grill and front end on a clearly badass,…

Wow.  Love everything about that car.

Standup comic is not the first vibe I got from that car.

I, also, would rather Jefferson (Davis) (PGT) Beauregard Sessions III’s political career stay dead. Thank you, very much!

The most shit I’ve ever gotten for a comment in the Family of Websites Formerly Owned by Gawker, Inc. was when I shared how I treat oatmeal like Thai noodles (garlic, soy, peanut butter, sesame, sriracha). But I just don’t like oats with sweet things, man - they’re inherently savory and they are best when you…

It’s clear why, though - their enemies (and ours) are right there in plain sight! They don’t even bother to hide. We must roll up on these Fash Studios and hit ‘em like it’s 1945!

...whoosh...

Frankly, I’m creeped out that Canadians (and a very small amount of US states) think that a 16-year old is emotionally mature enough to handle a relationship with an adult.

Right, because calling someone a Nazi before they’ve literally opened up a death camp is just rude. Nevermind the mass dehumanization of undesirable people who are claimed to be the root of our country’s problems - it takes a gas chamber to make someone a Nazi.

You got caught up in a trend and lost your ability to recognize good beer.

Uh... here’s a tip, kids: never yell at someone if you’re wearing a Ninja Turtles T-shirt. You look absolutely ridiculous and whatever argument you’re having, I’m going to assume you’ve just lost.

Same with the cops.

I’m cool with Ted Kord, too.

I’m a skier. Fuck moguls. Fuck moguls. Fuck moguls. Fuck moguls. Fuck moguls. The more they get the tops shaved off, the better. I wish there were truth to this bullshit stereotype, because the entire experience would be way better, mountain-wide. Fuck moguls.

I ski once a year, never learned to snowboard (I can ice skate or rollerblade pretty well, but just taking a baseball bat to my own knees and ass would be more efficient for me than trying to skateboard). I fucking hate moguls, and if snowboarders destroyed them I’d love it. The more the merrier. Yet somehow, despite…

this naive realism is probably why I don’t fact-check for the Washington Post.

This a thousand times.