I’m extremely concerned that you’re linking smelly crotch to one of the top five most delectable and incredible meat preparations that exists on this earth (oxtails and rosemary). Was there no simple steak stock photo available?

Accept this +1 in place of a star.

That’s pretty much his default facial expression when anyone drops the gloves on him. I dunno if he doesn’t get in as many fights as he’d like to, or if how tiny other people are just never stops being funny to the guy.

I can do without kidneys, but it’s not like that shit stays in the liver. It literally gets converted to a form the kidneys can filter out and get rid of.

Right, but we’re not talking about nicely browned on the outside and still juicy in the middle.  A good sear is essential!  But what these people are doing is arson.

My people are German and Swedish and Czech and I swear I thought I hated bacon until I was like twelve because my parents like that shit legit burnt. One fine summer day I spent the night at my buddy’s house and the next morning he’s like “So how wimpy do you like your bacon?” Night and day.

There’s this, definitely. But also, like... I’ve put in the HARD WORK of opening that shell, and have now EARNED the right to tip that nut into my mouth from the shell like I’m eating a fuckin’ oyster. Not just for pistachios, either.  Honey roasted peanuts are one of the best things that there are, but they just…

I dunno if I can ever leave. 

All bald eagles are trash birds, except for the one that made Trump pee himself.

• Some Tommy from Quincy selling Bob Kraft “rub n tug” tees on ebay: 3/1

I hate the Penguins, so...

Looooooove the “U mad bro?” grin on Kane’s face throughout.

My whole thought process:

I’m genuinely sorry to be that guy, but...

It’s also a neighborhood favored by young Trump employees

Colbert was in character, though.  Dunno if he counts as “a GOP asshat” given his obvious goal.  :-)

My friend taught me one that’s basically all fruit (plus a shitload of spice, cane sugar of various sorts, and heeeeeeeeeat) - I’m not a fan of bananas but I have a hard time restraining myself in the early stages when all that’s in the pan is diced onions, oil, and mashed up banana (before the mango nectar goes in).…