You weren’t on a college campus watching young lefties get hoodwinked into joining a literal cult by guys shouting “Impeach Cheney First!” during the early years of TWAT, I see. :-)

More like Nessus -> Spock, but yeah. :-)

Speaking of preposterous political weirdos, did you guys hear Lyndon LaRouche died?

“Popped it at the five and dime...”

What irony?

My wife once told me she originally thought the first line of the song was “Got my first real sex dream...”

*Challenger

I don’t know what movie this is, but have seen the gif a hundred times. Pretty sure my wife would be one of the ones laughing (she can’t even keep a straight face when one of our kids trips over something and faceplants).

...are you sure that’s coffee and not something else commonly grown in South American mountains?

Red pepper flakes and white wine in the pan with the garlic/butter/salt/herbs. It’s ready to go on the bread once the wine has boiled away. And yeah, even with salted butter you still need a little extra salt to bring everything out.

On the contrary, most of the people buying this shit are effete upper- to upper-middle-class types who think buying into the bullshit of the townies’ favorite QB will make them seem more down to earth and real, or else actually fell for the spiel. Tawwmee from Quinzee ain’t havin’ it.

It was “digerati.” 

I mean, if someone made me actually try, I was thinking “Bach” more than “transplant,” but if you like getting squishy don’t lemme stop you. :-)

Who ever heard of making an organ out of books? Organs are made from pipes, silly!

Or... ga... what? I don’t even know how you’d begin making an organ out of books. Who ever heard of such a thing???

Not to be an echo, but yeah - The Lego Movie did with its characters what every stud-clicking, part-repurposing kid the world over does with Legos. The “secret” is that the discrete sets and instructions are just examples. Once you’ve done the examples a couple of times, you start to see how you can use those same…

Also I would like the egg whites to finish cooking.

Quite. The “Scramble for Africa” was pretty much only made possible by the invention of the machine gun. Prior to that it was extremely slow going, a few coastal outposts and some patronage-based dependencies and protectorates.

Literally kill yourself.

...making her tweet the adult Fox anchor equivalent of a toddler proudly exclaiming “I made a poopoo!”